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hobolunchbox:

Cats and balls.

hobolunchbox:

Cats and balls.

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hobolunchbox:

Cats hitting guys in the balls.

hobolunchbox:

Cats hitting guys in the balls.

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pricklylegs:

I hate you guys.

pricklylegs:

I hate you guys.

(Source: drugdreamz)

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noablaespanol:

HE JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT

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For years now, my dad and I spend the summer watching this little yellow bird. He swoops by, eats some shit, swoops away.

Today, we found a dead little yellow bird in the alley. We were quite sad.

AND THEN, MY DAD GOT THE CAR OUT OF THE GARAGE, AND ACCIDENTALLY RAN OVER THE CARCASS. THE BODY SHOT UP IN THE AIR AND FELL BACK DOWN, ALL BLOODY AND GUTS HANGING OUT

NO LITTLE YELLOW BIRD

NOOOOOO

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hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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tbotofficial:

i only ever drink water and at first it was because it’s healthy and what not, but now i’ve realised that the human body is 70% water so if i drink enough i’ll eventually become 100% water and i’ll turn into a puddle and all of my lifes problems will just disappear

(via i-suck-dick)

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ajrulez130:

riseabovedefeat:

People with anxiety:

  • Know the worry is irrational
  • Want to calm down but can’t
  • Hate the fact that breathing feels like you are trying to breathe rocks instead of air
  • Feel like they are drowning and suffocating.  Telling them to just take a breath and calm down doesnt help.
  • Want to stop shaking but can’t control their limbs.
  • Just plain feel horrible and embarrassed.

Now I kinda understand anxiety from my friends a little

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orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

(Source: haus-of-ill-repute, via spankmehardbarry)