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flowerette:

this is so fkn metal

flowerette:

this is so fkn metal

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ddarkahn:

This seriously happened live today on a news program in Brazil

ddarkahn:

This seriously happened live today on a news program in Brazil

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atroposxr:

we got hedgehogs out here gettin hitched tryna fuck

atroposxr:

we got hedgehogs out here gettin hitched tryna fuck

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ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN

I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT

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itscandidlycaratempurl:

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

friendly reminder that this show was fuckin awesome

And most of the people who were recorded laughing are dead now. When you hear people laughing in sitcoms today, it’s the recorded laughter of dead people.

Well that escalated quickly

I mean…I almost let this go…because who cares…but none of this is true. Though they did film in front of a live audience (many shows still do) and rarely did second takes, they didn’t shoot the whole episode in one take (which implies that there were no cuts (which, if you watch the show, there obviously were.))

Also, today’s sitcom laugh tracks don’t come from I Love Lucy, the kind of laughter those audiences had would feel completely out of place in a modern show. In fact, ‘I Love Lucy’ would even occasionally sweeten its own laughter with canned chuckles.

HOWEVER…the reminder that this show is fucking awesome is totally appreciated, because it is. Lucy is an inspiration to me as a creator and a businessperson. There’s a ton of episodes on YouTube if you’re in the mood.

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  • friend about my crushes: he's old enough to be your father
  • me: BUT HE IS NOT MY FATHER
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my favorite outfit selfies (*ノωノ)

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  • Cashier: What size drink would you like?
  • Me: Five inches.
  • Cashier: sorry what size is that?
  • Me: So many.
  • Cashier: what
  • Me: Ten.
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spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

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Someone be my fucking friend

I like food. Movies. Equality. Squids. Books. Stuff. 

See how much fun I am?

Fucking be my friend.