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I have so many things to say
And no words to express them
No courage to even try
Or motivation
I just want to go back in time, to three years ago
And relive our moments together
Yet I also want to stay in bed, cry and eat mozzarella sticks
While listening to Ramona’s Song
Or surround sound Pink Floyd, with the bubble machine and juke box
Or fight off the hallucinations in Manchester
Or destroy the drug dealers in Ohio
But my best bet would be a rope and a beam
With a bottle of vodka to celebrate the end.

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amoying:

im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

(via orgasmic-humor)

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asylum-art:

“Rock Heads” By Ludovic Ismael & Nicolas Delille

on Behance

Photographer Ludovic Ishmael and graphic designer freelance Nicolas Delille present Rock Heads. The concept of the project: to images of absolute fans of five famous rock groups. We’ll leave you to guess which groups it is.

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(Source: memewhore, via youreakilljoy)

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screaming-towards-apotheosis:

sebadasstian-stan:

agentsofthenterprise:

so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

THE CHRISIS

Coming out this Christmas

(via laughbitches)

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broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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(via crazypandas)

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th3ic3qu33n:

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

WHAT

th3ic3qu33n:

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

WHAT

(via ifitaintgotthatswing)

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juggahnaut:

bookporn:

Believe it or not

Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.
Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.”

juggahnaut:

bookporn:

Believe it or not

Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.

Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.

(Source: literatureismyutopia, via thepastbeginstofade)

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destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

(via crazypandas)

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fruitpacks:

yolotov-cocktail:

fruitpacks:

*snorts pollen* i love nature

You know pollen is plant sperm right

even better

(via humoristics)