im good at flirting cause i can turn any conversation sexual. im serious. try me.
cloudy with a chance of MY COCK
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"A desert blessing, an ocean curse."
— John Green, The Fault In Our Stars (via epicjohngreenquotes)
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"You’re the one with the strange name”. I said, “Yes, I am, Madonna"
— benedict cumberbatch about meeting madonna x (via bennyslegs)
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